[ gp / open season ]

[nonvoting]

OPEN SEASON

@tseng
30 / male / no preferences / j♦

About Photos Questions Personality Compatibility

Details

My Self-Summary

My name is Tseng. I have, or had, what might loosely be called an office job and not very many hobbies as a result of the office job. I'm suddenly remembering why dating apps never appealed to me. I don't bite unless you ask nicely.

My Future Plans

I plan to play the game as well as I can and get out of this place. If you need my card, leave a note. We can talk about it.

My Talents

I've tried four times now to write this section in a way that doesn't make me sound unbearably boring and it just isn't working. I'm a good cook, I'm ambidextrous, I have excellent trigger discipline, and I can tie four different tie knots with my eyes closed.

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food

I don't read or watch much TV, out of a lack of time more than a lack of interest. When I do have the opportunity, I like procedurals and things that help me relax.

My Ideal Partner

Someone who knows what they're doing and isn't afraid to tell me what they want. I appreciate people who are straightforward.

Height 180cm (5'11") Body Type strong Smokes yes Drinks yes Drugs no Sign stop Education enough Occupation team lead Income enough Children none Pets none Hobbies none

art credit: all of them.

01. WINE OR BEER

beer

.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES

clowns

.03 SHOWER OR BATH

shower

.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS

ninjas

.05 TITS OR ASS

both

.06 COFFEE OR TEA

coffee

.07 SPICY OR SWEET

spicy

.08 SUMMER OR WINTER

winter

.09 LEATHER OR LACE

leather

10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX

both

Personality Type
INFJ-A

ENERGY

75%

introverted

MIND

54%

observant

NATURE

86%

thinking

TACTICS

86%

judging

IDENTITY

86%

assertive

personality test. art credit.

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Comments

[nonvoting]

Not at all. [ this place would give him one hell of a time if he minded indulging strangers... ] But is the biting all you're after?

[emyoji]

I'd like to have much more, but that depends on how willing you are.

[nonvoting]

Fairly willing. You can give me examples if you like.

[emyoji]

Fairly? Hm. Then will you lend me your services as well?

I'd like to use more than just your teeth. What should I do to earn the rest of you?

[nonvoting]

What a fascinating way to phrase your request. I admit I haven't priced myself out in quite such detail.

[ a thoughtful pause. ]

Let me put it this way: so long as we are required to play this game, then at the very least, my goal is that we find mutual pleasure in the process. If our boundaries are clear and we'll both enjoy ourselves, then I have no reason to decline.

[emyoji]

In that case, I would like to offer a trade. Meet with me and share some time.

We can both advance in the game, and I'm sure I can find a good way to entertain you.

[nonvoting]

I admire your confidence, and I accept your trade. Very well—I suggest Tuesday in the afternoon or evening, but if you have a preferred date or time, please share.

[emyoji]

[ He's so efficient! ]

Tuesday evening, then. Will you meet me somewhere for a drink? Or do you prefer more comfortable locations?

[nonvoting]

Let's meet at the Red Cardinal, and consider moving to a more comfortable location afterward. I'll see you there, 7 PM.

[emyoji]

Seven it is. I appreciate your help.