[ gp / open season ]


30 / male / no preferences / j♦
Details
My name is Tseng. I have, or had, what might loosely be called an office job and not very many hobbies as a result of the office job. I'm suddenly remembering why dating apps never appealed to me. I don't bite unless you ask nicely.
I plan to play the game as well as I can and get out of this place. If you need my card, leave a note. We can talk about it.
I've tried four times now to write this section in a way that doesn't make me sound unbearably boring and it just isn't working. I'm a good cook, I'm ambidextrous, I have excellent trigger discipline, and I can tie four different tie knots with my eyes closed.
I don't read or watch much TV, out of a lack of time more than a lack of interest. When I do have the opportunity, I like procedurals and things that help me relax.
Someone who knows what they're doing and isn't afraid to tell me what they want. I appreciate people who are straightforward.
beer
.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES
clowns
.03 SHOWER OR BATH
shower
.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS
ninjas
.05 TITS OR ASS
both
.06 COFFEE OR TEA
coffee
.07 SPICY OR SWEET
spicy
.08 SUMMER OR WINTER
winter
.09 LEATHER OR LACE
leather
10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX
both
INFJ-A

✔ text: errenis
Competent and straightforward I can do.
I seek to play the Game with like-minded partners.
And I find myself curious about your talent for tying knots.
[He was curious enough to look at the longer profile, surely that means something.]
un: tseng / text
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[This wouldn't be the first time he decided to fuck around and find out and it certainly will not be the last.]
Would you rather somewhere more public or private?
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And if we find each other's company agreeable, perhaps we can retire somewhere more private in due course.
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[ooc: happy to keep this going here or move it to a log!]
✔ @fortuneseller
un: tseng / audio
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I'd like to use more than just your teeth. What should I do to earn the rest of you?
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[ a thoughtful pause. ]
Let me put it this way: so long as we are required to play this game, then at the very least, my goal is that we find mutual pleasure in the process. If our boundaries are clear and we'll both enjoy ourselves, then I have no reason to decline.
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We can both advance in the game, and I'm sure I can find a good way to entertain you.
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Tuesday evening, then. Will you meet me somewhere for a drink? Or do you prefer more comfortable locations?
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✔ text: scamboy
You were doing a pretty good job of distracting me when we met!
un: tseng / text
My friend from the supply closet, I presume?
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So tell me, Tseng. Cushy office job, but excellent trigger discipline? Pretty curious for a man who claims not to have many hobbies.
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Is it? Does it make you want to know more? I suppose I did a good job writing this profile, if that's the case.
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Sure it does! Maybe over dinner some time, hm? Or drinks, if that's more your thing; I'm an easy-going kinda guy.
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Tomorrow?
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