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february 2024;
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2/10
aerith teasing trio in the elevator – they are super fine and normal about this 🌶️
2/11 zack fair
tseng seeks absolution he didn't realize he needed
2/12 sampo koski
sampo wears a maid outfit and tseng ain't mad at it 🌶️
2/12 tingyun
to be fair, they are really nice tits 🌶️
2/13 aerith
this time they look into each other's eyes as they fuck 🌶️
2/14 reno
featuring reno dressed as britney spears in the toxic mv
march 2024;
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3/4
aerith aerith wants to know if tseng gets free room service in the junior suites (he does)
3/5 daan
i, for one, am shocked that our captors weren't thrilled about you cutting out your brand
3/5 chishiya
doctor's orders for preserving good heart health!
3/5 reno
"the point is, sexy chip eating can't end up in my file."
3/6 daan
tseng "workplace hazard" finalfantasy
3/6 yussa
aligned in their goals, the two make plans for naked yolk
3/8 abe no seimei
clarification around whether tseng will bite if asked to do so
3/14 sampo koski
several weeks after tseng edges sampo in a supply closet, they finally get around to exchanging names
3/15 yussa
shibari experimentation 🌶️
3/17 aerith
aerith gets put on bread duty, but they both want dessert first 🌶️
3/18 childe
childe sets himself up in the free use wall hole, tseng takes advantage 🌶️
3/19 daan
noodles and advice about how to survive the casino
3/20 reign fear
shenanigans ensue in the all-glass elevator car 🌶️
3/21 aerith
aerith in charge in the grotto
3/22 sasuke
the face-fuck that started it all 🌶️
3/23 daan
daan decides to demonstrate exactly how deep his throat goes 🌶️
3/23 chishiya
prey and predator reverse uno in the grotto 🌶️
3/24 belarus
tseng gets himself caught by, and then catches, a wolf 🌶️
3/25 olivine
electroshock nipple clamps and self-lubricating assholes 🌶️
3/27 leo tsukinaga
there's a piano involved in this one
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april 2024;
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4/8
olivine for tseng's birthday he gets to put a metal rod in olivine's dick 🌶️
4/8 reign fear
reign gets tied up for tseng's birthday 🌶️
4/10 zack fair
"i just want to sit here and know someone's on the other end of the line."
4/15 daan
do you break your own vegetarianism to make someone their favorite meal for dinner, or are you normal?
4/16 sasuke
time to practice actually talking about our desires!
4/19 cy
sasuke has a type
4/22 steve rogers
steve breaks the news about aerith's disappearance
4/26 sasuke
making plans to make gin
4/28 wriothesley
tseng goes to talon to blow off some steam in the wake of zack and aerith's departures
may 2024;
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5/2
sasuke the gin gets made, actually 🌶️
5/4 cy
a demonstration of pain play, ft. some fooling around 🌶️
5/5 linhardt
tseng can't help but notice how badly linhardt does not want to be noticed
5/7 matoba
meditative shibari, YES orgasms 🌶️
5/12 weiss schnee
weiss, incognito, pays a visit to the naked yolk; tseng, confused, is already there 🌶️
5/20 yussa
yussa and tseng play fuckjack, turns out they like sex the normal way too 🌶️
5/20 sasuke uchiha
thanks to suit activation, sasuke gets a little shameless at the house finch bar 🌶️
5/21 sylvain gautier
sylvain and tseng take on truth or dare 🌶️
5/22 topaz
once again, tseng makes allegiances with the strangest individuals 🌶️
5/22 baizhu
baizhu shows off his healing magic and definitely does not give off hojo vibes
5/23 weiss schnee
weiss and tseng team up against the crawlers and get power back on in the lobby
6/25 childe
childe and tseng win at blackjack, bonus points for being able to see each other this time 🌶️
5/26 daan
tseng goes in on daan for giving up his arm in a bet against j
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june 2024;
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6/3
hiyori tomoe discussing the likelihood that the resort can pull energy from fucking
6/4 olivine
olivine and tseng go on a date(?)
6/8 chishiya
tseng receives instructions to fuck chishiya senseless, then they move backward to cuddling 🌶️
6/16 sasuke
once again, sasuke and tseng touch base after a weirdly intense sexual encounter 🌶️
6/17 hyunsu
tseng and hyunsu perhaps have different ideas of what "interesting" is
6/17 baizhu
baizhu finally gives tseng that ~thorough examination~ they've been talking about 🌶️
6/18 navia
navia and tseng meet again, with far fewer tables involved this time 🌶️
6/19 rinne amagi
rinne and and tseng meet but rinne has a fish head and weirdly muscular fish arms
6/21 tighnari
two guys fall asleep on recliners and wake up horny about it 🌶️
6/23 daan
maybe daan's ass is powerful but that doesn't mean he should use it as a blunt force weapon
6/29 rufus
tseng gives in to temptation and fucks dream!rufus over daddy shinra's desk, only to find out it wasn't a dream at all 🌶️
july 2024;
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7/1
aventurine aventurine gets tied up and forced to accept oral 🌶️
7/3 clorinde
the sexual tension of sweat and adrenaline
7/3 rufus
rufus and tseng are, as usual, masters of not talking about it
7/4 kaveh
kaveh takes the edge off at the smoked egg and the naked yolk, tseng helps him stop thinking for a while 🌶️
7/5 weiss
tseng sees weiss at the red cardinal for the third day in a row and decides to ask what that's all about
7/5 daan
ass-rating and flirtation
7/5 rufus
rufus and tseng are the most fucking normal around each other
7/5 charlie divincenzo
charlie asks the real questions: exactly what is "dirty work"?
7/5 sasuke
tseng and sasuke agree to a date where they fight at talon, which is super normal
7/6 cy salveo
sadly, tseng has not yet invested in a fidget spinner
7/6 matoba
pretty sure this is what passes for flirting between tseng and matoba
7/6 clorinde
two birds of a feather when it comes to workaholic tendencies and not taking time off
7/6 seimei
seimei offers a massage with a super happy(?) ending probably
7/6 chishiya
doctor's orders: get a massage
7/6 topaz
topaz gives sage advice on the topic of pto buyback schemes
7/6 navia
tseng gets asked on his first ever spa date
7/8 navia
tseng goes on his first ever spa date
7/8 sylvain
should have paid attention to his ass while it was there, buddy
7/9 nami
tseng and nami go full anonymous at cloaca & dagger 🌶️
7/10 charlie divincenzo
charlie finds out firsthand what "dirty work" means 🌶️
7/10 olivine
tseng takes olivine on date #2, sees some lingerie, and tests some limits 🌶️
7/13 sasuke
sasuke wants to be sure tseng isn't sugar daddying him in a sex work way, just in an affectionate way
7/? topaz
in the wake of the community kitchen experiment, topaz and tseng talk cooking class and video games 🌶️
7/15 rufus
tseng and rufus resolve the white string problem in the best they know how: with eye contact and a handjob 🌶️
7/17 clorinde
the second spar goes predictably, meaning that they fuck at the end of it (it's the gold string's fault) 🌶️
7/20 chishiya
chishiya jokes about giving tseng a massage and the universe delivers. maybe with a happy ending?
7/21 cloud strife
cloud realizes tseng is in the resort, is understandably freaked out about it
7/21 caleb widogast
tseng and caleb experiment with bdsm; it's easier when you don't know each other well 🌶️
7/22 daan
tseng gets to see the garters and stockings, and then confess his misdeeds 🌶️
7/24 nami
nami and tseng talk waxplay and then spiderman point at each other's hot bods 🌶️
august 2024;
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8/1
rufus rufus learns about bdsm hygiene
8/4 matoba
trade you a blowjob for a pasta dinner, that sounds fair 🌶️
8/5 sasuke
twenty questions: reverse uno card edition
8/6 clorinde
tseng asks clorinde on a date, kind of
8/7 clorinde
the date commences; tseng teaches clorinde to use chopsticks and learns about the fucked up justice system of fontaine
8/8 hilda
thoughts on the merits of sweet cocktails, or hilda and tseng meet in relative anonymity at cloaca & dagger
8/12 wriothesley
wriothesley and tseng, both glamoured, also meet in anonymity at cloaca & dagger
8/13 rufus
it's rufus' birthday, and tseng is being super normal and heterosexual about it
8/24 clorinde
mutual body worship using their mouths 🌶️
8/28 clorinde
clorinde gets to see the worst of tseng
september 2024;
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9/1
roche finally, the soldier third class and the director of the turks meet and immediately beat each other up
9/1 rufus
a high stakes game of twenty questions
9/2 sasuke
yes, sasuke really is going to make tseng say "i missed you"
9/2 rufus
a high stakes game of kissing each other 🌶️
9/3 clorinde
for reasons that all will be revealed, clorinde wants to know about tseng's noodle preferences
9/4 rin
professor tseng teaches rin very seriously about kink 🌶️
9/6 peter parker
catching a peeping tom (holland) outside the smoked egg
9/20 clorinde
somno thread 🌶️
october 2024;
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10/1
clorinde post-fatui wrio, tseng briefly fantasizes about committing murder, then realizes that's kinda fucked up
10/6 fuuta
fuuta attends tseng's kink lecture and learns more than he bargained for, probably 🌶️
10/8 rufus
six months late, tseng gets a birthday gift from rufus 🌶️
10/10 clorinde
professor tseng and home ec student clorinde get a little inappropriate on a lecture hall desk 🌶️
10/16 baizhu
baizhu offers whatever tseng wants in exchange for a drink of his blood 🌶️
10/20 aventurine
tseng and aventurine make a deal: a distraction in exchange for not getting eaten by vampires 🌶️
10/22 clorinde
succubus clorinde and vampire tseng walk into a bar and fuck in front of everyone 🌶️
10/23 sylvain
sylvain looks like a snack, a little more literally than usual
10/26 reign fear
time to make the best of a weird situation and roleplay some vampire bdsm! 🌶️
10/27 matoba
matoba seiji, vampire hunter 🌶️
10/31 rufus shinra
tseng's sire finds him and they both feel real complicated about it 🌶️
november 2024;
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11/12
caleb widogast pillow talk about their situationships 🌶️
11/24 clorinde
tseng, now a 4, pays a visit to the fancy lady upstairs so she can show off the fruits of her home ec labor 🌶️
11/25 rin
rin wants to become tseng's apprentice; tseng somewhat hesitantly agrees
11/26 rufus
tseng and rufus get stranded during a blizzard and gasp! there was only one bed 🌶️
december 2024;
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12/1
clorinde a noble effort is made to not squirt all over the winter wonderland carriage 🌶️
12/2 rude
do not ask me shit about how this fits into game canon 🌶️
12/12 matoba
matoba sends the booty call text that begins the log thread below this
12/12 matoba
matoba gets hard dommed of his own volition 🌶️
12/23 olivine
olivine gives tseng his kleinmas gift
12/25 clorinde
tseng has to deliver 293847 kisses to make up for not knowing that christmas is a real holiday that exists and not just something from a hallmark movie 🌶️ (probably)
january 2025;
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1/6
weiss weiss and tseng sword fight each other for funsies
1/9 rufus
rufus has questions about subspace, the whole thing rapidly devolves into sexting 🌶️
1/9 olivine
tseng wants to know what being a ten means
1/16 clorinde
clorinde soft doms and tseng loses his everloving mind 🌶️
1/17 aerith
tseng is having deja vu about waking up in bed with aerith
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1/19 maomao
reporting on various card-collecting activities
