( he shoots the man a teasing grin, eyebrows ratcheted upwards in an exaggerated expression of flirtation. )

Well, ( in the most wildly southern accent in all the land, ) I say, I do declare. I never would've taken you for a man of such vaunted domesticity.

( he drops the act with a broad wink, and then: )

Sure, can't hurt. I'm a vegetarian, for the record - team 'don't care if you eat meat though'.